[this is literally any time on tuesday when neither one of them is on guard duty (even though i was tempted to have it be during guard duty because can you imagine how wild it would be if childe broke out of jail because they decided to sloth indulge while they were supposed to be guarding him).
Hmm, that might make napping for an indulgence more difficult... though I guess slacking off in general should also work? Let's go find somewhere comfortable. Maybe you'll fall asleep if you lie down awhile.
I guess that can work... [ BUT. MM. HE DOESN'T WANT TO NAP. ] Oh, yeah. Didn't you want to try some videogames? I can show you Overcooked, then you and Ming Yi can play together.
[ unveils in this pc gojou icly ships them and he rips off his shirt for a beefleaf shirt he found in the infinity closet ]
[this restaurant is not going to pass its health inspection but it's probably fine. she stares intently at the screen, trying to make her little mouse chef chop away at the fish and shrimp.]
...I should be asking you that! Really, ahaha, what's with your luck... don't worry, if we find out who keeps voting for you I'll give them a stern talking-to! And smack them around a little.
It grew back! Which isn't to say I'd agree to go through that again, because actually, I would very much prefer not to, thank you very much, but it's not as though it was permanent.
[a beat]
And of course I would! I'm a terror when I'm mad, you know.
[time for her to fuck up this game now that they're on a harder map]
Ahaha, no one here has, not really, but at this rate it's only a matter of time. You'll probably all see it at once! [a beat] You would have all seen it much sooner if HK-47 had injured my face before the rest of me, that stupid bucket of bolts.
[ you think it's her fucking up but it's Gojou accidentally throwing cheese at her and she falls into the water... and dies... have to wait 5 seconds to respawn or something. ]
You do have a cute face. [ He snorts. ] Kind of funny how murderbot didn't even get second in votes that first week.
[she seems amused, though, despite her "AAAA NOOOOOO" vibes when her mouse drowns.]
...well, I'll admit to being fooled! He didn't try to kill me even though he had ample opportunity to, given that we shared a room, though I suppose that may have been a little too obvious for his liking.
Anyone with eyes can tell I'm beautiful; why would you saying so upset anyone? It's not as if I'm seeing anyone, anyway. It's not!
[she waves a hand. there's a little bit of wistfulness in her vibes as she says that, but hey! her chef has respawned now! time to do some more cooking.]
...ahaha, he was good at acting friendly, I suppose. He wasn't ever really unkind to me. Quite the opposite, in fact, but from the sound of things that was likely an act, wasn't it...
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