[7rings] catchall for omi

[shiftingwinds]

i was spending too much time trying to find a shitpost so i will just slot an appropriate one in once we get more cr

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[shiftingwinds]

Hmm... let's go with savory!

[housewolf]

Have you had eggs in a basket?

[shiftingwinds]

[she's


picturing eggs in a literal basket.]

No...?

[housewolf]

It's pretty simple.

[He is going to cut out a hole in a piece of bread, and let it start toasting in a frying pan.]

Then you just crack the egg in the middle-

[And let it fry up!]

1/2

[shiftingwinds]

[



is he making things with holes in them in honor of fukuda. hm. awkward.]

2/2

[shiftingwinds]

I see... the flavor of the bread and the egg must go well together, then?

[housewolf]

[It's literally because this is the easiest recipe he can think of.


He didn't add salt though.]

Yeah. It's a good breakfast option if you're running out of time.

[shiftingwinds]

[omi why it's memshare week not skill loss week]

Oh... that makes sense, it does seem to be cooking quickly!

[housewolf]

[Sometimes when you get depressed you can't cook!]

Then you just need to flip it over to fry on the other side.

[Hup! Nice and easy.]

[shiftingwinds]

It certainly seems easy enough! Even a beginner could learn it...

[hmm. she'll have to try making it.]

[housewolf]

It was one of the first things I learned.

[Here, he'll hand the finished bread to her.]

[shiftingwinds]

[she nibbles at it


...could use some salt...]

[housewolf]

... Did I forget something?

[shiftingwinds]

Ah, well, I've never had it before, so I really couldn't say...

[housewolf]

[He stares at the unused salt.]

... Does it taste bland?

[shiftingwinds]

Ah... maybe just a little.

[housewolf]

... I shouldn't be trying to cook like this...

[He'll hand her the salt shaker.]

Add a little bit of this. It'll help.

[shiftingwinds]

[she shakes a bit of salt onto it and takes a bite, then nods to herself. okay. she can kind of imagine how this is supposed to be made now.]

...when was the last time you ate?

[housewolf]

...

[Honestly, he has no idea? He lost his appetite after... well...]

[shiftingwinds]

...you need to eat to keep up your strength, you know?

[even if he doesn't really have an appetite...]

Sit down, I'll make you something.

[housewolf]

I... can't promise you I'll eat it...

[shiftingwinds]

Just a bite or two - it will be better than nothing.

[housewolf]

... Just don't make anything big.

[shiftingwinds]

Something small, coming right up!

[


she will make a single egg in a basket.]

[housewolf]

[



did she use salt.]