[7rings] catchall for eleanor

[shiftingwinds]

i'll find a shitpost later i wasted too much time trying to find one

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[messybench]

[ ... ]

Why are you being so nice to me? You wanna hit this?

[shiftingwinds]

What? Of course not, I don't want to hit you. We barely know each other, why would I...

[she thinks eleanor means that literally]

[messybench]

Oh, right, I forgot half of you don't know slang. I'm talking about sex, babe. Sexing... me.

[ she's so drunk ]

[shiftingwinds]

Oh! No. No, I. [she looks and sounds so incredibly flustered.] I think you need to get some sleep now. You're very drunk.

[messybench]

Ohhhh, your fashe is all red. You do want to hit this.

[ making suggestive eyebrows but she's otherwise very undignified so you know ]

[shiftingwinds]

No.

[just. hands her a cup of water.]

[messybench]

[ sipping at it. ]

Well, I can't blame you. I'm a grade A hottie. Hottie... mc hottie.

[shiftingwinds]

...

[the most "yes, dear" face you can imagine]

[messybench]

[ wow rude af......... luckily eleanor is so confident in her booty that she doesn't mind ]

.... Well... thanks.

[shiftingwinds]

You're welcome.

[...]

Will you be alright to get some rest...?

[please do not die of alcohol poisoning in your sleep]

[messybench]

Maybe you should hang out by my side, just in case.

[ winks. ]

Jush kitting. I'm fine.

[shiftingwinds]

...

"Jush kitting"?

[messybench]

I said jush kidding. Jush... just kidding.

[ gosh!!! she's fine. she's curling up in the blankies and getting comfortable. ]

[shiftingwinds]

...

[tucks a pillow under her head]

[messybench]

[ stretching out a little and getting snug against pillow ]

See? I got it that time.

[shiftingwinds]

And now it's time for you to get some sleep, Miss.

[messybench]

Yep, all ready for bed. [ kicks her shoes off somewhere in the bg. ] But my name's Eleanor.

[shiftingwinds]

Get some rest, Eleanor.

[messybench]

You too... Shi queen....jaun...... Shi Queen...

[ she's trying. maybe. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[pats her head]

Close enough.

[messybench]

Shi Yasss Queen.

[ maybe if she were sober she'd get this right. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[i have updated my name field.

anyway, shi qingxuan giggles]

You're doing your best.

[messybench]

[ good. ]

I did it.

[shiftingwinds]

I'm proud of you.

[messybench]

You should be.

[ please leave her here in her drunken shame sqx ]