[7rings] catchall for eleanor

[shiftingwinds]

i'll find a shitpost later i wasted too much time trying to find one

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[messybench]

You know, I think you're one of my top three people here. [ holds up glass for a toast! ]

I'm Eleanor.

[shiftingwinds]

[toasts her in return! hell yeah, top three.]

Shi Qingxuan. It's a pleasure, Eleanor.

[messybench]

[ glug glug ]

You too, babe.

So, what's your story?

[shiftingwinds]

My story?

[she's 557 years old, don't ask her that, she'll talk for eons]

[messybench]

Yeah, like, where did you come from, what did you do, how'd you get so hot, etc? Lay it on me, girl.

[ listen shes hot enough that eleanor will pay attention when she talks ]

[shiftingwinds]

It's a centuries-long story, Eleanor!

[messybench]

Well, we've got plenty of time to kill. [ this comment did not age well ] Gimme the highlights!

[shiftingwinds]

[ohhh it sure did not]

Well, I ascended to godhood and became the god of the winds. I imagine that helps with my appearance.

[messybench]

How does that work? I mean, I'd love to ascend to godhood and I've got the booty for it.

[shiftingwinds]

[oh, confident! sqx likes that.]

Well, the circumstances vary from ascension to ascension.

[messybench]

Well, as one hottie from another, you can set me up, right?

And I gotta say, I'm dying to know this story now.

[shiftingwinds]

I can put in a good word for you.

[(laughs in tgcf) anyway.]

In my case, I don't remember much about it - I was a bit drunk when it happened.

[messybench]

I'm holding you to that.

[ i'm canonblind but this seems hilarious ]

Really my kinda gal. But tell me more.

[shiftingwinds]

Well, there's not much to say. It was some time after I'd knocked out a crook by pouring wine on him.

[messybench]

Kinda seems like a waste of good wine, but I continue to dig your style.

[shiftingwinds]

He was harassing people and left them alone after that, so I wouldn't call it a waste, although normally I'd agree with you.

[messybench]

Oh, no, definitely. That's hot. I would have drank all the wine and smashed the bottle of his head, though. I'm not that classy.

[shiftingwinds]

That would certainly have been a sight to see!

[messybench]

So, what, shutting up some dirtbag is all you need to ascend to godhood? There must have been like, trials or something.

[shiftingwinds]

Ahaha, that's not all there is to it. Sometimes it's about the heavens seeing your potential; other times it's through cultivating until you reach a sufficient level of power.

But after ascension, gods go through heavenly calamities from time to time. They'll either increase their powers through them, or...

[...]

...well. The exact result would depend on the severity.

[messybench]

Cultivating... power? Like.. magic?

[ this sounds like a sex thing ]

Kinda seems like you're trying to say it actually kinda sucks, but you're being polite about it.

[shiftingwinds]

Spiritual power.

[...]

What? No, it doesn't... "suck" at all. I enjoy being a god. There are just certain responsibilities that come with it - it's like a job, really.

[messybench]

Sure.

[ sounds the same to her tbh.... ]

See, I think that would just take the fun out of being a god. You gotta work, and deal with calamities? That's basically the same as being a regular person.

[shiftingwinds]

We're immortal, we can use... I believe you all refer to it as magic, and we have people worship us.

[messybench]

So what happens if the calamities go wrong?