[7rings] catchall for sheila

[shiftingwinds]

i'll find a shitpost later

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[toesies]

[sinking into a pile of puppies beats sinking into the earth any day so yes

she runs after her, only pausing once she spots a dog. don't mind her as she immediately descends into baby speak.]

Hey, little buddy! Come here— [clicking her tongue like pspspspsp

until the dog barks

and fire comes out its butt. hm.]

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[



now that's an explosive fart]

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...did that just...

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[...]

Wow. Now, that's what I call a ring of fire.

[the dog just wags its tail at them, oblivious.]

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[she pats the dog on the head, then loops around to check to make sure its butt isn't burnt. (it is not.)]

...I suppose we ought to have expected something a little odd.

[toesies]

I wouldn't call this a "little" odd...? Maybe medium.

[The dog deserves scratchies, though, despite having a butt flamethrower.]

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[she laughs]

Medium odd works. It's cute, though.

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Oh, totally! The cutest [turning to the dog] and most beautiful fella, isn't that right? You just ate some spicy dog treats, you can't help it.

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[the dog yips and presses its face up into sheila's hands for pets.]

Ahaha, I wonder if it really is because of what they eat...

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[She is going to go ham petting this dog. They deserve it.]

Maybe? Who knows! It's not like I've seen any kibble around, anyway. But they must be eating something.

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[good. the dog seems happy.]

Greed takes pretty good care of them, I think. I saw them here earlier.

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Oh, yeah... Me, too! Did you see their dog?

[You can tell the dog is happy because smoke starts to rise from its butt while it wags its tail at mach fuck.]

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Yes! It's adorable, isn't it?

[she pets the smoky dog]

...you're adorable, too!

[toesies]

I think I'm going to name them... Smokey! Which we can all agree is a much better name than Mouse.

[Is it, Sheila? Is it really?

Smokey the Dog does not seem to care, because they are now vibrating and trying to press themselves into all these hands. More pets, please.]

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[smokey is too cute. the heck. this good dog gets all the pets.]

...it certainly seems to suit them!

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Right? No one can complain it's not a good fit.

[smokey is truly the best dog... showing them their belly and everything. the most handsome doge.]

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[well if there's a belly they can't just NOT rub it]

What would you name the other dogs?

[there are so many of them running around...]

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[She taps her chin with one hand, keeps scratching Smokey with the other.]

Excellent question. I dunno... I feel like we should get to know their personalities first.

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Well, luckily, they're right there, and we're right here.

[they can just pet dogs for HOURS.]

It shouldn't be all that hard to make their acquaintance.

[toesies]

Fuck, yeah!

[Pet all the dogs!]

Which one do you like the most? They can be our second new best friend.

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Don't ask me that! It's too hard to pick just one!

[toesies]

Then close your eyes and point in one direction. Come on!

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[closes her eyes and points!!!




at a cute little papillon that's prancing around. but like. in the air? it's walking on air.]

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[...

Well, no one can say it isn't the appropriate breed for that.

Sheila just stares.]

Oh, my god.

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It's adorable!

[she's just


going right on over to say hello]