[7rings] catchall for douman

[shiftingwinds]

i'll make this pretty later

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[commedia]

I mean, Ryan told me about...what really happened, so...

[And WOW. Well. Um. She has a point.]

Maybe both Ryan and I could help you so that he won't be mad...?

[shiftingwinds]

...letting two people I care about put themselves in danger trying to help me would be even worse!

[she will not stop pouting]

My whole life, people have helped me. Sometimes I knew about it, and sometimes I didn't, and... often, it turned out worse than it should have.

It's about time I helped myself.

[commedia]

It isn't a sin to let people help you, Qingxuan...

[POUTS MORE THIS IS JUST A POUTING CONTEST]

Sometimes you can't do things on your lonesome. That's all I want to say.

[shiftingwinds]

[she has 557 years of pouting experience she WILL win this one]

You're right about that, but - I don't want to just keep relying on others without ever trying to do it for myself.

[commedia]

I understand that...

[>8I]

Its just the principle of the matter!

[shiftingwinds]

Don't talk to me about principles when you're trying to get me to agree to let you be in danger. That's against my principles!

[



remember when this thread was emotional instead of just them pouting at each other. i do.]

[commedia]

Maybe I have my own principles I can follow! Qingxuan!

[yeah now they're just revealed to be idiots]

[shiftingwinds]

Doumaaaaan.

[SULKS.]

[commedia]

Qingxuaaaaaaaaan.

[ALSO SULKING]

[shiftingwinds]

[


reaches up and squishes their cheeks]

Douuuuuman.

[commedia]

[SQUISHES HER CHEEKS IN RETALIATION]

Qingxuaaaaan....

[shiftingwinds]

Stoooooooop.

[KEEPS SQUISHING.]

[commedia]

I woooooon't....

[ALSO KEEPS SQUISHING THIS IS SO STUPID]

[shiftingwinds]

[WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS. she's not giving up first she wants to win this.]

You shouuuuuuld.

[commedia]

[It's too bad that Douman is as stubborn as a mule like this.]

Noooooooooooo.

[shiftingwinds]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees.

[imagine if they just keep at this for ages and never leave and i have to tell maple and becks to retcon the kidnapping because she's just never going to the elevator]

[commedia]

[sometimes a clown makes you act like a clown what can i say]

Mmmmmmmmmmm.

[shiftingwinds]

Mmmmmmmmmm. Hmph!

[(puts on clown nose)]

[commedia]

[...]

[Pokes her in the nose.]

Cease, Qingxuan.

[shiftingwinds]

Eep!

[she stops pouting and lets go of one of their cheeks to rub at her nose]

...hey! That's cheating!

[commedia]

Cheating! You're the one who touched my cheeks first!

[shiftingwinds]

Cheeks are different from the nose!

[commedia]

How is the nose different?! It is still part of the face!

[shiftingwinds]

[pokes their nose with one hand and pokes their cheek with the other]

See! That feels different, doesn't it!

[commedia]

Of course it's different, but-! That! Doesn't stop it from being part of the same region-! Qingxuaaaaaan!