[7rings] catchall for douman

[shiftingwinds]

i'll make this pretty later

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[commedia]

[she's stupid and she's lovely]

Well, if I'm your friend, then that's an insult to me! I won't stand for that!

[shiftingwinds]

Right! I won't stand for it either!

[she gestures vaguely upward with her fan]

Ge, stop worrying about who I'm friends with and start worrying about who you're friends with! General Pei is the worst!!

[he can't even hear her i'm crying.]

[commedia]

[Just! Shaking their fist at the sky!]

Yes! Look at your own terrible taste in friends! The pot calling the kettle black, here!

[shiftingwinds]

You might have more followers, but I have fewer enemies!! So there!!

[commedia]

Qingxuan is loved by all! How could you be a fool and not see that!!

[OLD GODDESS AND OLD CLOWN YELL AT CLOUD]

[shiftingwinds]

Yeah, yeah! "We can only rely on ourselves," hah! There are plenty of people in this world that I can rely on!!

[


a beat.]

I feel better, having yelled that.

[commedia]

...Haha.

[Just pats her cheeks.]

See? Yelling can do the soul some good.

[shiftingwinds]

[she laughs]

It certainly can! Bottle things up for too long, and you'll explode.

[commedia]

And we wouldn't want someone as lovely as you exploding on us, hm?

[shiftingwinds]

I can be a terror when I'm mad! ...no one wants to see that.

[commedia]

[A coy look.]

I want to see it.

[shiftingwinds]

Ahaha... you really, really don't.

[(me, having the realization that this is set during memshare week and I could yeet a memory of her getting mad...)]

[commedia]

Why not? You accept all that I am. Why can't I see it and accept all of you?

[do it coward]

[shiftingwinds]

Well—

[binch don't call me a coward

anyway, this one features her male form! ...but she'd been in female form prior to it so he's wearing an ill-fitting purple silk dress during it.]

[commedia]

...

[Well, now.]

[The outburst makes them chuckle a little bit.]

You really can't stand your beauty being messed around with, huh? That's understandable. [Hmm.] Also, I didn't realize you dragged Ming Yi into your "fun", too, ahaha!

[shiftingwinds]

...ahaha, I told you, no one likes it when I get mad...

[because she gets mad for


really stupid reasons. frankly, if hk-47 had damaged her face first at the execution the week before, and not after beating her up so badly as to incapacitate her so she couldn't fight back, she probably would have ended him right then and there.]

Ming-xiong looks so good when you dress him up! ...well, he looks good all the time, but he makes a beautiful woman! About as beautiful as me, just in a different way.

[commedia]

Well, I don't see why they don't. I find it adorable.

[(douman voice) gap moe...]

Perhaps, perhaps, but he's quite grouchy, yes? But you...of course you're more beautiful. You could light up a room.

[shiftingwinds]

Oh, I don't know that I'd say grouchy... maybe just too serious!

[he's absolutely grouchy, but it's fine.


anyway she winks.]

Well, of course I do! But it's flattering to hear you say it.

[commedia]

No, definitely grouchy.

[They wink.]

Perhaps one of these days, you need to get me in on some of your fun.

[shiftingwinds]

[she beams]

Really? I'd love that! It would be so fun to get to dress you up!

[commedia]

I think it would be a delight, it would! Mm, what do you think I could wear?

[shiftingwinds]

Hmm... you're taller than me, so my clothes would probably be a little short on you... Ming-xiong's closer to your height, though. Maybe I can borrow something from him!

[commedia]

Would he still have clothes left over from your "fun", though? He didn't seem all too pleased by it.

[shiftingwinds]

The only way to find out is to look!

[commedia]

...You think he would have some here?