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"shi yasss queen" ([personal profile] shiftingwinds) wrote2021-02-06 07:22 pm

[7rings] catchall for omi

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housewolf: (i will exist later)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[There's nothing more comforting to him than a kitchen, and so he remains incredibly easy to read.]

Ah. Are you hungry?

[Don't talk about it. Pretend everything is fine.]
housewolf: (you know what's really hot?)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hm... I can try, but I can't promise it'll taste good.
housewolf: (say it louder for the horses in the back)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Alright. Are you in the mood for something sweet or savory?
housewolf: (at least he's having fun)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 09:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Have you had eggs in a basket?
housewolf: (and tomorrow!)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
It's pretty simple.

[He is going to cut out a hole in a piece of bread, and let it start toasting in a frying pan.]

Then you just crack the egg in the middle-

[And let it fry up!]
housewolf: (and tomorrow!)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 09:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's literally because this is the easiest recipe he can think of.


He didn't add salt though.]


Yeah. It's a good breakfast option if you're running out of time.
housewolf: (maybe i'm stupid)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Sometimes when you get depressed you can't cook!]

Then you just need to flip it over to fry on the other side.

[Hup! Nice and easy.]
housewolf: and quit at noon (My idea would be to go to work at)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It was one of the first things I learned.

[Here, he'll hand the finished bread to her.]
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 11:25 pm (UTC)(link)
... Did I forget something?
housewolf: (i need to go to dark cvs)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 11:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[He stares at the unused salt.]

... Does it taste bland?
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... I shouldn't be trying to cook like this...

[He'll hand her the salt shaker.]

Add a little bit of this. It'll help.
housewolf: (Homicide victims rarely talk to police)

[personal profile] housewolf 2021-02-28 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[Honestly, he has no idea? He lost his appetite after... well...]

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