[7rings] catchall for eleanor

[shiftingwinds]

i'll find a shitpost later i wasted too much time trying to find one

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[messybench]

No such thing on a day like today. But I'm specifically talking about a piece of me.

[ just in case sqx didnt get it! ]

Hm... well. It is a room. Probably mine.

[shiftingwinds]

Not while you're this drunk.

[eleanor, honey.]

Can you get the door open?

[messybench]

I'm not that drunk. [ hic. ]

Uh, yeah, let me just... [ slaps her phone against the door until it opens ]

[shiftingwinds]

[sure you're not, dear.

anyway, once the door has been successfully opened, sqx will carry her in]

Which bed is yours?

[messybench]

Uh... whatever, any of one of those. Meg won't mind.

[ or will she. ]

[shiftingwinds]

[


just depositing her on the downstairs bed because going up to the loft seems like a recipe for disaster. hopefully meg really won't mind]

Do you need anything? Water...?

[messybench]

[ meg can push her out later it's fine ]

Maybe some more... fluids.

[ a hic giggle ]

[shiftingwinds]

Water, then.

[time to get her a cup of water from the mini-kitchen]

[messybench]

[ ... ]

Why are you being so nice to me? You wanna hit this?

[shiftingwinds]

What? Of course not, I don't want to hit you. We barely know each other, why would I...

[she thinks eleanor means that literally]

[messybench]

Oh, right, I forgot half of you don't know slang. I'm talking about sex, babe. Sexing... me.

[ she's so drunk ]

[shiftingwinds]

Oh! No. No, I. [she looks and sounds so incredibly flustered.] I think you need to get some sleep now. You're very drunk.

[messybench]

Ohhhh, your fashe is all red. You do want to hit this.

[ making suggestive eyebrows but she's otherwise very undignified so you know ]

[shiftingwinds]

No.

[just. hands her a cup of water.]

[messybench]

[ sipping at it. ]

Well, I can't blame you. I'm a grade A hottie. Hottie... mc hottie.

[shiftingwinds]

...

[the most "yes, dear" face you can imagine]

[messybench]

[ wow rude af......... luckily eleanor is so confident in her booty that she doesn't mind ]

.... Well... thanks.

[shiftingwinds]

You're welcome.

[...]

Will you be alright to get some rest...?

[please do not die of alcohol poisoning in your sleep]

[messybench]

Maybe you should hang out by my side, just in case.

[ winks. ]

Jush kitting. I'm fine.

[shiftingwinds]

...

"Jush kitting"?

[messybench]

I said jush kidding. Jush... just kidding.

[ gosh!!! she's fine. she's curling up in the blankies and getting comfortable. ]

[shiftingwinds]

...

[tucks a pillow under her head]

[messybench]

[ stretching out a little and getting snug against pillow ]

See? I got it that time.

[shiftingwinds]

And now it's time for you to get some sleep, Miss.

[messybench]

Yep, all ready for bed. [ kicks her shoes off somewhere in the bg. ] But my name's Eleanor.