[7rings] catchall for sheila

[shiftingwinds]

i'll find a shitpost later

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w3, monday

[shiftingwinds]

[rng says they're going to the dog park...

so here they are! puppies as far as they eye can see. honestly, this is just what the doctor ordered to shake off the doom and gloom of the last week.]

Wow, look at them all! I don't think I've ever seen so many in one place before.

[toesies]

[She is so delighted by the dog park? And also ready to sink into a pile of cute dogs in order to forget the whole ass weekend? Hell yes.]

Aren't they adorable? I don't know about you, but I could spend the whole day here.

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I certainly could, too!

[she wants... to go pet them all... right now...]

[toesies]

Then why don't we? I don't know about the avatars, but I would totally count this as indulging.

[let them be the embodiment of that fluffy duck chart...]

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...they did say we should just do whatever we want!

[can't believe they're just going to pet dogs all day until it's time for their fancyass dinner]

[toesies]

Exactly! And what I want right now is to play with some freaking adorable dogs 'til I drop.

[they should have had fancy breakfast instead because they're going to need dog therapy after dinner oops]

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[they can always yeet themselves back here after dinner]

Me too!

[literally just rushing into the dog park, then! come to them, cute fluffy animals.]

[toesies]

[sinking into a pile of puppies beats sinking into the earth any day so yes

she runs after her, only pausing once she spots a dog. don't mind her as she immediately descends into baby speak.]

Hey, little buddy! Come here— [clicking her tongue like pspspspsp

until the dog barks

and fire comes out its butt. hm.]

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[



now that's an explosive fart]

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...did that just...

[toesies]

[...]

Wow. Now, that's what I call a ring of fire.

[the dog just wags its tail at them, oblivious.]

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[she pats the dog on the head, then loops around to check to make sure its butt isn't burnt. (it is not.)]

...I suppose we ought to have expected something a little odd.

[toesies]

I wouldn't call this a "little" odd...? Maybe medium.

[The dog deserves scratchies, though, despite having a butt flamethrower.]

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[she laughs]

Medium odd works. It's cute, though.

[toesies]

Oh, totally! The cutest [turning to the dog] and most beautiful fella, isn't that right? You just ate some spicy dog treats, you can't help it.

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[the dog yips and presses its face up into sheila's hands for pets.]

Ahaha, I wonder if it really is because of what they eat...

[toesies]

[She is going to go ham petting this dog. They deserve it.]

Maybe? Who knows! It's not like I've seen any kibble around, anyway. But they must be eating something.

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[good. the dog seems happy.]

Greed takes pretty good care of them, I think. I saw them here earlier.

[toesies]

Oh, yeah... Me, too! Did you see their dog?

[You can tell the dog is happy because smoke starts to rise from its butt while it wags its tail at mach fuck.]

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Yes! It's adorable, isn't it?

[she pets the smoky dog]

...you're adorable, too!

[toesies]

I think I'm going to name them... Smokey! Which we can all agree is a much better name than Mouse.

[Is it, Sheila? Is it really?

Smokey the Dog does not seem to care, because they are now vibrating and trying to press themselves into all these hands. More pets, please.]

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[smokey is too cute. the heck. this good dog gets all the pets.]

...it certainly seems to suit them!

[toesies]

Right? No one can complain it's not a good fit.

[smokey is truly the best dog... showing them their belly and everything. the most handsome doge.]

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[well if there's a belly they can't just NOT rub it]

What would you name the other dogs?

[there are so many of them running around...]

[toesies]

[She taps her chin with one hand, keeps scratching Smokey with the other.]

Excellent question. I dunno... I feel like we should get to know their personalities first.