touchups: (won't you come inside)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-01 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Right? It comes in handy all the time! Never thought I'd be wishing I could use it for something like this, though.

[THEIR TRIALS...]
touchups: (i'm not gonna hurt you yet)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-01 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, it definitely wouldn't be fair. ...Well, I mean. Not like anything else is.

[GIVE HIM HIS CHEATING EYES, DAMN!!]

I'm kind of surprised you can't, though! Gods do all sorts of things in the stories.
touchups: (and i don't think anyone knows)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-01 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Ooh... Wow. There must be tons of you guys, then! [...] Is there an actual god of liars?
touchups: (huhuhu)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-01 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Hm...

[The more he hears about gods the more he's like "these are all literally just humans with extra powers". All gods are just the same! Damn!!]

Sounds like a pretty complex system!
touchups: (and we can't have you living a lie)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-01 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Where does the simple part of it come in?

[IT ALL LOOKS WILD TO HIM.]
touchups: (please don't doubt my decision)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-02 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Ah... If it's about having a good memory, it'd still be complicated for me.

[RANDY HIS MEMORY. He still doesn't remember everyone's names here...]
touchups: (waste no worry for the world)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-02 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
I have trouble keeping track of stuff...

[HIS BRAINCELL.]
touchups: (please don't doubt my decision)

[personal profile] touchups 2021-03-02 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... People usually know their coworkers well, right?

[lmao]