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shiftingwinds) wrote2021-02-08 03:54 pm
shiftingwinds) wrote2021-02-08 03:54 pm
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[i really don't want to know why mahito is stacking chairs in the conference room but shi qingxuan, unfortunately, would ask. so.
upon entering the room and being greeted with that sight, she clears her throat.]
...what are you doing?
upon entering the room and being greeted with that sight, she clears her throat.]
...what are you doing?
[IT'S FINE!!! He's stacking chairs from another, smaller stack of chairs, so he can make the first stack even TALLER...
But he'll pause in his stacking to wave over at her. God.]
Ah? I'm making a chair tower.
[That explains nothing!! Helpfully:] Wanna help?
But he'll pause in his stacking to wave over at her. God.]
Ah? I'm making a chair tower.
[That explains nothing!! Helpfully:] Wanna help?
[
shi qingxuan has no idea what this is about, and comes to the conclusion that this is probably some kind of indulgence on his part. so:]
Sure!
[she grabs a chair. i hate this.]
shi qingxuan has no idea what this is about, and comes to the conclusion that this is probably some kind of indulgence on his part. so:]
Sure!
[she grabs a chair. i hate this.]
[SHE'S. SHE IS REALLY TOO KIND oh my god. Mahito swings his feet from his chair perch a bit, seemingly enthused by the agreement.]
Thanks! I wanna see how many of them I can put on here until it hits the ceiling.
[He will hold his hands out so she can pass him the chair... Though he will also not complain if she for some reason decides to start her own chair stack.]
Thanks! I wanna see how many of them I can put on here until it hits the ceiling.
[He will hold his hands out so she can pass him the chair... Though he will also not complain if she for some reason decides to start her own chair stack.]
[passes him a chair! god this is a disaster.]
You're keeping count, then? How many have you stacked so far?
You're keeping count, then? How many have you stacked so far?
[This is VERY STUPID. He stacks the one she hands him and then visibly starts counting the chairs, because apparently the answer to that is no. No, he had not been keeping track.]
—Just eight! [JUST EIGHT.........] They were falling over for a while, or I'd probably be farther along.
[WHY.]
—Just eight! [JUST EIGHT.........] They were falling over for a while, or I'd probably be farther along.
[WHY.]
...that sounds a little dangerous.
[sir you could break your neck]
[sir you could break your neck]
The fall itself would probably be fine... until the chairs fell on you afterward.
[passes one up despite the warning]
Maybe not on their own, but there are a lot of them, now.
Maybe not on their own, but there are a lot of them, now.
Oh, that would be neat!
[she smiles]
Should I go get some blankets from my room?
[she smiles]
Should I go get some blankets from my room?
[SQX REALLY LIKES MAHITO SO FAR WHICH IS DEEPLY UPSETTING TO ME.
anyway she returns with a handful of blankets and some pillows a bit later, what's the status of the chair stacks!!]
anyway she returns with a handful of blankets and some pillows a bit later, what's the status of the chair stacks!!]
I'm not sure we'll have enough blankets, actually.
That might work. After all, it looks like this will be big enough - we could have them inside it for us to sit in.
[i swear to god i rnged this
anyway, sqx gets hit in the face with a chair.]
anyway, sqx gets hit in the face with a chair.]
[I DID.]
...well, you were also kind of right about them not being too awful...
[she's not... dead... at least... but she's definitely getting a bump on her head. good thing she's got a lot of hair!]
...well, you were also kind of right about them not being too awful...
[she's not... dead... at least... but she's definitely getting a bump on her head. good thing she's got a lot of hair!]
[i can't believe poor sweet sqx is getting punished for mahito's fuckin gremlinass chair crimes...
He hops down after that at least, moving over to give her noggin a look.]
—Mm, well, it's not bleeding or anything? Good thing it wasn't the whole stack.
He hops down after that at least, moving over to give her noggin a look.]
—Mm, well, it's not bleeding or anything? Good thing it wasn't the whole stack.
...it could have been worse!
[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]
[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]
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