[7rings] catchall for mahito

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[I DID.]

...well, you were also kind of right about them not being too awful...

[she's not... dead... at least... but she's definitely getting a bump on her head. good thing she's got a lot of hair!]

[touchups]

[i can't believe poor sweet sqx is getting punished for mahito's fuckin gremlinass chair crimes...

He hops down after that at least, moving over to give her noggin a look.]

—Mm, well, it's not bleeding or anything? Good thing it wasn't the whole stack.

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...it could have been worse!

[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]

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[oh my fuckin god that'd be so funny though KILLED BEFORE THE TUT KILL.......]

Yeah, you could've broken your neck or something. [He looks vaguely troubled by this...] Your head doesn't feel like it's gonna fall off, right?

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[it would be really, really funny]

Uh... no? Why would it fall off just from that?

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[the mods put us in the penalty box for bad behavior.

Anyway, despite her chair damage, he just snickers and waves a hand.]

Not literally, not literally. I just wanna make sure you're not going to suddenly drop dead from an aneurysm or something, you know?

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...well, I hope I won't!

[touchups]

[He looks like he's considering something for a second, and then:]

--Is anyone here a doctor?

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I have no idea.

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[HM.]

That's probably something we should find out...

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...yeah, that's a good idea. It'd be bad if someone got hurt!

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You just did, you know.

[PLEASE BE CONCERNED FOR YOUR CHAIR HEAD.]

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I'm aware. But it's just a bump!

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Mmm, if you say so...

[Don't get him executed on accidental murder charges!!! But with that fiasco, uh, kinda set aside... He points to the blankets.]

Well! If you're alright, I can start hanging these up. You might wanna stand somewhere else, though.

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[she passes some blankets over to him]

Sure, I'll stay out of the way.

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I won't take very long!

[TAKING THE BLANKETS and tossing them over his shoulder so he can take a couple more chairs off the top. He still drops them carelessly, just because he assumes she won't be close by this time. Terrible lad who doesn't learn!!

Then, after tossing the first blanket so it hangs over both:]

Ah! Hey, that's a pretty good height, actually. What do you think?

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[she is in fact backing the fuck away because she doesn't want another head injury, thanks!!

but she observes the first blanket as it's draped over the chair towers, then nods.]

It looks good from here!

[touchups]

[Yeah the second one might not be as kind...

He'll arrange the rest after getting the green light, though! What an impressive little fort thing they have going on here.

After shimmying back down:] We can put some chairs inside now!

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[she cheerfully starts dragging some chairs into the fort]

It's looking nice and cozy!

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We should get some snacks! And pillows.

[THIS IS A CONFERENCE ROOM, THERE IS A PERFECTLY FINE REC ROOM.]

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Good plan! I can go get some snacks from the vending machine if you'd like to get the pillows.

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why are they like this. i hate how well they get along. aki why is this happening.]

[touchups]

[STOP DON'T LOOK AT ME BRITT I KEEP TRYING TO RUN FROM EVERYONE AND YET]

Sure, sure! [A little mock-salute.] I'll be right back.

[AND AWAY HE NYOOMS to collect pillows from said perfectly fine rec room... And some bean bags..... And some couch cushions.......

They will have the softest ding dang pillow fort.]

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[she returns with an assortment of snacks and also a bottle of alcohol from the bar. not the scorpion vodka this time, though.]

Oh, nice work!

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[Waving at her from where he is! Which is vibing on this soft pile of nice things.]

Right? It's not as soft as Sloth's clouds, but it's still really nice! Come in, come in!

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[into the fort!! she sets the food and booze down somewhere safe (probably on one of the chairs tbh) before bellyflopping onto one of the beanbags.]

I like it!