[7rings] catchall for mahito

[shiftingwinds]

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Even a fall from this height is probably fine, right?

[IS IT??? He actually doesn't know.]

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The fall itself would probably be fine... until the chairs fell on you afterward.

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Really? But they don't seem that heavy.

[He'll hold his hands out for another one!]

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[passes one up despite the warning]

Maybe not on their own, but there are a lot of them, now.

[touchups]

Mm, I guess you have a point...

[He says... while stacking this other chair on his chair stack.......]

--Actually! You know what would be fun? Making a big, big blanket fort with these stacks!

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Oh, that would be neat!

[she smiles]

Should I go get some blankets from my room?

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[Clapping his hands together!!]

Yeah! I'll make these stacks even--

[While she's off on blanket-fetching duty, BEING FAR TOO KIND.]

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[SQX REALLY LIKES MAHITO SO FAR WHICH IS DEEPLY UPSETTING TO ME.



anyway she returns with a handful of blankets and some pillows a bit later, what's the status of the chair stacks!!]

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[It's fine probably, don't worry about it.

The chair stacks are even, though!! And equally tall. They're making a circus tent, apparently.]

Here, here! How's that look? Is it tall enough? Should I add more chairs?

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I'm not sure we'll have enough blankets, actually.

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[Hm. This is a problem he had, for some reason, not anticipated...

He looks back up at his chair towers.]

...I guess I could take a few off the top?

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That might work. After all, it looks like this will be big enough - we could have them inside it for us to sit in.

[touchups]

Ah! That's a good idea!

[Allow him to SCALE BACK UP THIS CHAIR TOWER to start wiggling chairs off the top... Please look out below because he's just tossing them down.]

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[i swear to god i rnged this



anyway, sqx gets hit in the face with a chair.]

[touchups]

[DID YOU BRITT!!! DID YOU.

Anyway very stupidly, he just blinks and leans over, looking down at this poor, poor fool with her recently chaired noggin.]

Ah, oops. [JUST OOPS.] I guess you were right about these being kind of dangerous?

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[I DID.]

...well, you were also kind of right about them not being too awful...

[she's not... dead... at least... but she's definitely getting a bump on her head. good thing she's got a lot of hair!]

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[i can't believe poor sweet sqx is getting punished for mahito's fuckin gremlinass chair crimes...

He hops down after that at least, moving over to give her noggin a look.]

—Mm, well, it's not bleeding or anything? Good thing it wasn't the whole stack.

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...it could have been worse!

[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]

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[oh my fuckin god that'd be so funny though KILLED BEFORE THE TUT KILL.......]

Yeah, you could've broken your neck or something. [He looks vaguely troubled by this...] Your head doesn't feel like it's gonna fall off, right?

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[it would be really, really funny]

Uh... no? Why would it fall off just from that?

[touchups]

[the mods put us in the penalty box for bad behavior.

Anyway, despite her chair damage, he just snickers and waves a hand.]

Not literally, not literally. I just wanna make sure you're not going to suddenly drop dead from an aneurysm or something, you know?

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...well, I hope I won't!

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[He looks like he's considering something for a second, and then:]

--Is anyone here a doctor?

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I have no idea.

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[HM.]

That's probably something we should find out...