[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]
[TAKING THE BLANKETS and tossing them over his shoulder so he can take a couple more chairs off the top. He still drops them carelessly, just because he assumes she won't be close by this time. Terrible lad who doesn't learn!!
Then, after tossing the first blanket so it hangs over both:]
Ah! Hey, that's a pretty good height, actually. What do you think?
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He looks back up at his chair towers.]
...I guess I could take a few off the top?
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[Allow him to SCALE BACK UP THIS CHAIR TOWER to start wiggling chairs off the top... Please look out below because he's just tossing them down.]
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anyway, sqx gets hit in the face with a chair.]
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Anyway very stupidly, he just blinks and leans over, looking down at this poor, poor fool with her recently chaired noggin.]
Ah, oops. [JUST OOPS.] I guess you were right about these being kind of dangerous?
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...well, you were also kind of right about them not being too awful...
[she's not... dead... at least... but she's definitely getting a bump on her head. good thing she's got a lot of hair!]
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He hops down after that at least, moving over to give her noggin a look.]
—Mm, well, it's not bleeding or anything? Good thing it wasn't the whole stack.
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[god imagine if we just killed sqx right here with chairs and went to the mods like "also, location change, mahito is ditching sqx's corpse in the conference room on monday"]
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Yeah, you could've broken your neck or something. [He looks vaguely troubled by this...] Your head doesn't feel like it's gonna fall off, right?
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Uh... no? Why would it fall off just from that?
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Anyway, despite her chair damage, he just snickers and waves a hand.]
Not literally, not literally. I just wanna make sure you're not going to suddenly drop dead from an aneurysm or something, you know?
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--Is anyone here a doctor?
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That's probably something we should find out...
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[PLEASE BE CONCERNED FOR YOUR CHAIR HEAD.]
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[Don't get him executed on accidental murder charges!!! But with that fiasco, uh, kinda set aside... He points to the blankets.]
Well! If you're alright, I can start hanging these up. You might wanna stand somewhere else, though.
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Sure, I'll stay out of the way.
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[TAKING THE BLANKETS and tossing them over his shoulder so he can take a couple more chairs off the top. He still drops them carelessly, just because he assumes she won't be close by this time. Terrible lad who doesn't learn!!
Then, after tossing the first blanket so it hangs over both:]
Ah! Hey, that's a pretty good height, actually. What do you think?
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but she observes the first blanket as it's draped over the chair towers, then nods.]
It looks good from here!
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He'll arrange the rest after getting the green light, though! What an impressive little fort thing they have going on here.
After shimmying back down:] We can put some chairs inside now!
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It's looking nice and cozy!
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[THIS IS A CONFERENCE ROOM, THERE IS A PERFECTLY FINE REC ROOM.]
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